Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of the security contrast! 💀
In the digital realm, we're over here flexing with SHA-512 encryption and hash functions that would make supercomputers weep into their cooling systems for bazillion years... meanwhile, real-world security is literally defeated by a group of teenagers with the revolutionary hacking technique of "pull harder."
The digital world: "We've created an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS of mathematical complexity!"
The physical world: "Have you tried wiggling the doorknob? It's kind of sticky but usually works."