What Canisay

Permissions System admin windows User access Admin privileges Computer ownership Uac File access Operating systems Tech frustration

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What Canisay

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That moment when your computer treats you like a stranger in your own home. Nothing says "digital betrayal" quite like being denied access to folders you created on your machine because apparently Windows thinks you're some kind of digital peasant. Meanwhile, the System Admin account is living it up with VIP access to everything like it owns the place. The ultimate power move? Having to give yourself permission to access your own files. It's like needing to show ID to enter your own bathroom.

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