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Linux Security Devops Programming

8 months ago 206,584 views 0 shares

What Canisay

permissions-memes, system-admin-memes, windows-memes, user-access-memes, admin-privileges-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That moment when your computer treats you like a stranger in your own home. Nothing says "digital betrayal" quite like being denied access to folders you created on your machine because apparently Windows thinks you're some kind of digital peasant. Meanwhile, the System Admin account is living it up with VIP access to everything like it owns the place. The ultimate power move? Having to give yourself permission to access your own files. It's like needing to show ID to enter your own bathroom.

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