encryption Memes

What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This
Security Webdev Networking Programming
1 day ago 46.9K views 0 shares
What's The Protocol For A Situation Like This
GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

New Protocol Just Dropped
Networking Webdev Security Programming Frontend
23 days ago 89.7K views 0 shares
New Protocol Just Dropped
Oh snap! Looks like someone just invented HTTPS😐 - the secure but emotionally neutral protocol! When your connection is encrypted but your server is going through some stuff. Security teams are thrilled while the emoji is clearly having an existential crisis. Trust me, this is what happens when developers try to make protocols more relatable but forget to update the emoji library. Your data is safe but your feelings? Not so much!

Passwords, How Do They Work? (Conversation With A Guy Who Has Been A Developer For 5 Years)
Security Webdev Programming Backend
25 days ago 91.1K views 0 shares
Passwords, How Do They Work? (Conversation With A Guy Who Has Been A Developer For 5 Years)
This conversation is what happens when you skip the "boring" security lectures in CS class. Our green-text hero thinks decrypting password hashes is just another Tuesday feature request, while orange-text is having an existential crisis trying to explain one-way functions. The best part? Five years of development experience and still wondering why we can't just hand out passwords like candy. That final "I can look it up anytime" after completely misunderstanding basic cryptography is peak developer confidence without competence. This is why your bank account gets hacked, folks. Because somewhere out there, a dev is thinking "who cares if you have the decryption algorithm" while building your financial app. Bruh indeed.

Insecure
Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend
26 days ago 110.1K views 0 shares
Insecure
The perfect answer to "What screams 'I'm insecure'?" - just a naked HTTP link with no SSL/TLS protection. That poor little protocol is basically walking around the internet without pants on, exposing all its data packets for everyone to see. Security professionals are having heart palpitations right now. Nothing says "please steal my credentials" quite like sending your password over plain HTTP. It's the digital equivalent of writing your bank PIN on a billboard.

Military-grade encryption
Cloud
2 months ago 12.1K views 0 shares
Military-grade encryption | ibm-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content QzW Mo:92;a 89X06.BB( Lbh'er trggvat NRF juvyr V bayl trg EBG13? Uk9UMTMEknbSBnZXROa W5nIG he2U2NCBIbmNVZG VkIQo You guys are getting encryption?

A Real Email From Microsoft
Backend Microsoft
4 months ago 7.8K views 0 shares
aRealEmailFromMicrosoft | rest-memes, date-memes, email-memes, recruit-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Microsoft Recruiting 12:43AM Unsubscribe to me From Microsoft Recruiting do-not- replyjobs.microsoft.com Reply To Microsoft Recruiting microsoft- careersautoreplytalent.icims.com To Date Sep 2, 2024 at 12:43 AM Standard encryption (TLS) Learn more CAREER OPPORTUNITIES Dear Unavailable Variable Thank you for signing up for our recent event! We at Unavailable Variable appreciate your interest in our event and hope it will be an enjoyable experience for you. In the meantime, we encourage you to check out our open jobs Unavailable Variable Thanks again. This is an automated email response. Please do not reply. WEiG

Quantum Computing
Programming
5 months ago 12.1K views 0 shares
quantumComputing | computing-memes, algorithm-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Shor's Algorithm in theory Shor's Algorithm in real life I will break RSA encryption imgfip.com 15 3 5 (im 80 sure...)

Say what?
Databases Backend
5 months ago 15.2K views 0 shares
Say what? | security-memes, mongodb-memes, authentication-memes, mongo-memes, IT-memes, public-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TODAY Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi. La security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB with no Authentication 20-32 J kindly give me some contact info of a person who manages security 20:33 Hey, Thanks for the information. I will forward it to the concerned team. 20:33 May I know where did you get this number from? You 20.34 security issue. some details are public through a MongoDB w... the same database 20.37 V

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
6 months ago 26.6K views 0 shares
whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

The Real Reason Why Linux Is Safer Than Other Os
Linux Debugging Testing Backend
9 months ago 20.1K views 0 shares
theRealReasonWhyLinuxIsSaferThanOtherOS | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched . configure and . make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-11b-2.0. Turns out cmalw-lib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under btrfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Cybersecurity Hack
Programming
1 year ago 10.1K views 0 shares
cybersecurityHack | try-memes, security-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I AM THE SPHYNX, ANSWER MY RIDDLE whose encryption are you trying to crack? WHAT ARE THE PRIME FACTORS OF 491,589,544,061,382,953,400, 362,959,539,499,769,285,360,180, 868,635,286,612,079,526,168, 771, 558, 349 926,459,508,525, 524,096,262, 979 945,889,769, 237,641, 306, 161? AM DEEPLY OFFENDED By YOUR INSINUATION AND I DEMAND AN APOLOGY

Encryption
Programming
1 year ago 9.6K views 0 shares
Encryption... | encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content User Password selfwritten encryption algorithm