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Digital Fort Knox vs. Rusty Gate Security
Security Networking Programming
7 days ago 54.7K views 0 shares
Digital Fort Knox vs. Rusty Gate Security
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of the security contrast! 💀 In the digital realm, we're over here flexing with SHA-512 encryption and hash functions that would make supercomputers weep into their cooling systems for bazillion years... meanwhile, real-world security is literally defeated by a group of teenagers with the revolutionary hacking technique of "pull harder." The digital world: "We've created an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS of mathematical complexity!" The physical world: "Have you tried wiggling the doorknob? It's kind of sticky but usually works."

Recycling My Old PC: Can't Steal My Data If There Are No Platters
Hardware Security
23 days ago 66.9K views 0 shares
Recycling My Old PC: Can't Steal My Data If There Are No Platters
The paranoid tech veteran's approach to data security: physically removing the hard drive platters. Sure, you could use DBAN or a hammer, but where's the satisfaction in that? This is like bringing a tactical nuke to a knife fight—complete overkill that would make any security auditor simultaneously applaud and facepalm. For the uninitiated, those metal discs (platters) are where your embarrassing browser history and collection of half-finished side projects actually live. No platters = no evidence of that framework you started building in 2018 and abandoned after three commits. Bonus points for the "I was bored" justification—the universal explanation for both brilliant engineering solutions and catastrophic tech disasters since the dawn of computing.