The Sacred Urinal Code Violation

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HONEY, HOLD MY KEYBOARD! 💅 This is the ULTIMATE programming language personality chart that's hitting wayyy too close to home! C just casually strolls from problem to solution like it's taking a Sunday walk. Python's like "why reinvent the wheel when I can just import someone else's?" And Bash? Just throw every command in existence at the problem until something sticks! Poor PHP doesn't even get a solution (which is honestly SO on brand). C++ creates 11 MORE problems with every solution because OF COURSE IT DOES. Rust gives you solutions with side effects that'll haunt your dreams. And then there's JavaScript... SWEET MOTHER OF DOM MANIPULATION! It's not just a language, it's a WHOLE ECOSYSTEM OF CHAOS where one problem spawns an INFINITE HELLSCAPE of nested problems! JavaScript doesn't solve bugs - it turns them into FRAMEWORK OPPORTUNITIES! 💀

Content How it started How it's going mcmillen mcmillen Reportedly, Elon stack-ranked Twitter engineers by "lines of code written in the last year" and fired the bottom X, which likely means he's gotten rid everyone who worked on particularly challenging things, like security, privacy, performance, reliability. 2:48 PM 04 Nov 22 Twitter Web App 775 Retweets 476 Quote Tweets 4,363 Likes 17 Matt Navarra O MattNavarra CONFIRMED: Twitter is now asking some fired workers to please come back - Some were laid off by mistake - Some were let go before management realized their experience is needed to build new features Elon Musk is planning FFS

Content Time spent "Programming" Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works, just because it's satisfying Actually Coding

Content How feel fighting errors for 12 hours in a systems • language instead of writing my school work in python in 2 minutes (the code is 1ms faster)

Content funky lesbean trans disaster STOP ARGUING OVER THE BEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE C is LOW-LEVEL C is POWERFUL Python is INTUITIVE Rust is SAFE Lua is EASY lava C is LEGIBLE