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When your boss tells you to start coding in JavaScript and you're a Python developer who thinks indentation is a personality trait! THE AUDACITY! 💀 Like, seriously? JavaScript? With all those curly braces and semicolons lurking around every corner like serial killers?! I'd rather wrestle an alligator while explaining recursion to my grandmother than deal with that callback hell! The only appropriate response IS "THANK YOU" - through gritted teeth while frantically updating your resume and LinkedIn profile! Career suicide has never looked so professional!

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Modern IDEs are like overprotective parents who freak out when you declare a variable but don't immediately use it. That little panda is basically your IDE screaming "UNUSED VARIABLE DETECTED!" before you've even finished typing your function. Ten years coding and I still get those yellow squiggly lines judging me while I'm mid-thought. Look, sometimes I need to declare things first and use them 20 lines later—it's called planning ahead! The relationship between developers and linters is just a never-ending cycle of "I know what I'm doing" followed by "ok fine you were right."