Nothing captures programming language stereotypes quite like this. C++ devs portrayed as muscular metalworkers because you need industrial-strength biceps to manually manage memory. Rust is just SpongeBob having an existential crisis because of the borrow checker. JavaScript gets the e-girl treatment (of course it does), while C is literally a dinosaur—ancient, powerful, and refuses to die. Python's the friendly nerdy emoji because it's approachable but sometimes too simplistic. And Java... well, Java is just a hollow shell of a programmer slowly withering in a corporate cave. After 15 years in this industry, I can confirm these are scientifically accurate.