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Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.

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Asking "Is the server up?" and getting "Well, it was working yesterday but then Dave pushed some changes and now it's giving a 502 sometimes but only on Tuesdays" is the digital equivalent of asking if someone wants coffee and getting their life story. Boolean questions expect true/false answers, not a novel-length string that requires three scrolls and a therapist to process. The face says it all—that moment of silent suffering we all experience waiting for the simple "yes" or "no" that will never come.