On This Deserted Island I Could Use Some Help()

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being stranded on a Python-infested island only to realize your rescue depends on PROPER SYNTAX! 😭 Our poor protagonist writes "HELP" on the beach thinking they're sending a distress signal, but the universe responds with documentation instead! The plane flies by like "Sorry honey, did you mean help() or help(object)?" PEAK PROGRAMMER SUFFERING right there! The Python interpreter is so literal it won't even save your life without parentheses!