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Content ralfmaximus Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn't have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything. And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made. A website of tiny ceramic frogs. Not for sale. Just... all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form. I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled. "This is your website?" I asked finally. "Yep!" "You coded this yourself?" popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous. "Yep!" "So... where'd all the frogs come from?" "I made those too," he says, beaming. And while I'm processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop. "And THIS one," he says, "I made for you! As a thank you for the interview." It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he'd wash out in 90 days and we'd hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs. magical-awesome-kid This is absolutely adorable and I want this man developing all of my websites. 16,939 notes O

The first time you write code with emoji literals is like taking a cold shower for your programming principles. The snippet shows Python code checking if a reaction emoji matches a smiley face, and the programmer is having an existential crisis about it. That feeling when you break your "clean code" religion to parse Discord or Slack reactions and suddenly you're comparing string literals to "😀". It's syntactically valid but spiritually devastating. Your CS professor is crying somewhere and doesn't know why.

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Content can you make a joke about programming? Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! I don't get it Oh, I'm sorry! The joke is a play on the fact that in many programming languages, including C and JavaScript, you can represent dates and times as numbers, using a system called "Unix time." In this system, the number '25" represents Christmas Day (December 25th), while the number '31 represents Halloween (October 31st). When written next to each other, 'Oct 31 and Dec 25 look similar, and the joke is that programmers, who often think in terms of numbers and code, might mix up the two holidays because of the way they're represented in Unix time.