On This Deserted Island I Could Use Some Help()

Content When you complete an online course on machine learning and realise it won't be enough for you to get a job in the field You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words

This meme is basically the programming language version of a high school yearbook's "Most Likely To..." section, except it's brutally honest. Rust gets labeled "The fan favorite" because its zealous community will literally evangelize Rust at your grandmother's funeral if given the chance. Java as "Made to be hated" is just *chef's kiss* - a verbose language that forces you to create seventeen factory classes just to print "Hello World". Python as "The hot one" is spot on. Everyone wants to date Python these days, especially those AI folks who can't stop sliding into its DMs. C being "The only normal person" is that one friend who's been reliably showing up since the 70s without drama. Visual Studio (C#/.NET) gets "Uhh...what's your name again?" because Microsoft rebrands it every 37 minutes. PHP as "The gremlin" is perfect - it powers half the internet but everyone pretends they don't use it, like that weird cousin nobody mentions at family gatherings. C++ with "Mmm...society" is that pretentious intellectual who thinks they're too complex for mere mortals to understand. JavaScript being "Just straight up evil" is the universal truth that binds all developers together, like complaining about meetings. And COBOL getting "No screen time. All the plot relevance" is that ancient banking system quietly holding the entire financial world together while Gen Z developers argue about which new framework is cooler.

The cosmic joke here is that someone's code got completely mangled—likely by a text encoding issue or font rendering problem—turning their Python code into what looks like hieroglyphics. Instead of seeing this as a technical glitch, they've hilariously interpreted it as "Hebrew code" and are genuinely asking how to translate it back! The punchline hits when they ask "THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???" as if programming in English is the exotic alternative. It's the coding equivalent of driving on the wrong side of the road and wondering why everyone else is doing it backward. Fun fact: This is actually a perfect example of mojibake—when text is decoded using the wrong character encoding. Somewhere between saving and viewing this code, UTF-8 got interpreted as something else entirely, creating this beautiful disaster.

Content Jake VanderPlas jakevdp Fun fact: in Python 3, o is a valid identifier. Use this power wisely.. 11: 8 0 "hmm. print (oo) hmm.. Proarammer-umor

Content GitHub GitHub Users Want to Sue Microsoft For Training an Al Tool With Their Code VICE 19h

Content • python Q 10/19/2020 hey guys why am I getting an Syntax error on line 14? document . queryselector ("#button"). addEventListener ("click", (e)=› (code censored for privacy reasons)