OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRANSFORMATION of 'i' throughout its life journey is sending me! 😱
In the alphabet? Just a cute little innocent letter minding its business. In mathematics? Suddenly it's this complex imaginary number with an existential crisis.
But in programming? HONEY, IT'S A MONSTER. It's that variable that's been through 47 nested loops, incremented a million times, and single-handedly caused your computer to burst into flames during that infinite loop you accidentally created at 3AM. It's not just a letter anymore - it's a battle-scarred WARRIOR that's seen things you couldn't imagine!