Unsolicited advice Memes

You're just trying to get help with one specific issue on your PR, and here comes that one teammate who decides to audit your entire codebase like they're preparing for a congressional hearing. "Hey, I know you didn't ask, but line 158 has a Python 2 exception syntax that'll break in Python 3." Cool story bro, but I'm literally just asking about a completely different problem. The "Sir, this is a Wendy's" response is *chef's kiss* perfect. It's the code review equivalent of someone giving you a 10-minute lecture about nutrition when you just asked where the bathroom is. Like yeah, maybe my exception handling is outdated, but can we focus on the actual issue at hand? Save the architectural review for another day. Pro tip: These unsolicited code reviews usually come from devs who just discovered a new linting rule and now think they're the syntax police. We get it, you read PEP 8 last night.

Ah, the Python evangelist in their natural habitat - the men's room. Nothing says "I'm passionate about my programming language" quite like breaking the sacred urinal code just to tell someone they should switch to Python. The restroom: where personal space and language preferences go to die.

Behold the BATHROOM EVANGELISM phenomenon! 🚽 Two programmers meet at urinals, and within 0.3 SECONDS the Python dev simply CANNOT HELP HIMSELF from preaching the gospel of indentation! The recruitment tactics are getting more invasive than popup ads on sketchy websites! Next they'll be sliding pamphlets about list comprehensions under bathroom stalls! The Python cult recruitment strategy: catch 'em with their pants down when they can't escape the conversation! Diabolical brilliance!