Unsolicited advice Memes

Just like vegans can't resist telling everyone about their dietary choices, Linux enthusiasts physically cannot stop themselves from evangelizing their OS of choice. The rest of us are just trying to exist peacefully with our inferior operating systems, but here comes the Linux zealot, literally flying through the window to inform us about the wonders of package managers and terminal commands. "Have you heard about our lord and savior, Arch Linux? I compiled my own kernel last night just for fun!" Meanwhile, everyone else is silently wondering if they can block you in real life the way they do on social media.

The unsolicited evangelism of Linux users is legendary. There you are, quietly using Windows, perhaps even enjoying it, when suddenly a wild Linux enthusiast appears, ready to deliver a 45-minute TED talk on why your OS choice is fundamentally flawed and how you could achieve digital enlightenment if only you'd embrace the terminal. It's the tech equivalent of vegans or CrossFit enthusiasts—they simply cannot comprehend that you haven't converted yet. Meanwhile, Windows users are just trying to open Excel without being lectured about the moral superiority of open-source software and the evils of corporate overlords. The irony? The Linux user's passionate sermon about freedom usually comes with the unspoken demand that you surrender your freedom to choose Windows.