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Yes Linux Is Much Better

Yes Linux Is Much Better
The eternal Linux paradox in three panels. First, we're all high and mighty about how "Linux is superior!" Then reality hits when we need to do something basic like print a document or play a game. Suddenly we're sheepishly booting into Windows like the tech hypocrites we are. Twenty years of Linux evangelism and I still keep that Windows partition for "emergencies" (aka anything requiring normal human functionality). The dirty secret of every Linux purist is that Windows backup they never mention in forum arguments.

The Law Of Rustification

The Law Of Rustification
STOP EVERYTHING! The Rust evangelists have struck again! 🚨 You haven't even fixed your CSS bugs, but suddenly you're possessed with the BURNING DESIRE to rewrite LITERALLY EVERYTHING in Rust because memory safety is your personality now. Who cares if your project works fine? That ancient C codebase powering the internet for decades? Trash it! Your perfectly functional Python API? GARBAGE! The compiler errors will cleanse your soul as you sacrifice months of productivity at the altar of zero-cost abstractions! It's not a programming language, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE!

Free Energy: Harnessing The Rust-C++ Holy War

Free Energy: Harnessing The Rust-C++ Holy War
The ultimate renewable resource isn't solar or wind—it's the endless energy of C++ developers triggering Rust evangelists. Just say "I really like C++" through a solar-powered loudspeaker, and watch an army of Rust zealots charge uphill to lecture you about memory safety. They'll inevitably fall through your trapdoor, spin your turbine on their way down, and get neatly deposited at the bottom—ready to climb again when you repeat your "controversial" statement. Forget nuclear fusion; we've harnessed something far more reliable: programmer tribalism.

Just One More

Just One More
Ah, the eternal cycle of library addiction! You find that shiny new package that solves all your problems (or so you think), and suddenly you're evangelizing it like you've discovered fire. Meanwhile, your codebase is already a digital hoarder's paradise with 1000 dependencies, and your coworkers are plotting your "accidental" deletion from the Git contributors list. The best part? Next week you'll be doing it all over again with another library because clearly, the solution to dependency hell is... more dependencies!

Haha Guys, Fun Fact: Do You Know What Operation System I Use?

Haha Guys, Fun Fact: Do You Know What Operation System I Use?
Oh, the face of pure existential pain when someone casually mentions Windows in a room with a Linux user! That neck vein about to pop as they physically restrain themselves from launching into their rehearsed 47-minute TED talk about how they compiled their own kernel just to browse Reddit. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to talk about normal human things like weather and sports, but our Linux friend is sitting there, twitching, desperately waiting for someone to ask "so what OS do you use?" Nobody will ask. Nobody ever asks. But they're ready. They're always ready.