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You know that guy who names his variables like "fireRocket" and "boomError" with matching emojis? Yeah, his code reads like a kindergarten art project but somehow it ships on time while your perfectly architected, SOLID-principled masterpiece is still in code review.
The real pain hits when you're doing a pair programming session and they're throwing 🔥 and ✅ everywhere like they're decorating a Christmas tree, and you're sitting there wondering if your CS degree was worth it. But hey, at least when production breaks, you'll know exactly which function caused it: explosionHandler💥().
The worst part? Their code probably has better documentation than yours because emojis are universal. Can't argue with that logic when the PM understands their codebase better than yours.
