Variable naming Memes

The UUID Inception Function

9 days ago 194.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the elegant art of naming variables. This function has achieved peak redundancy with a UUID parameter named uuid of type UUID that returns a UUID containing a UUID with the value uuid. It's like saying "I'd like to order an order of ordered orders, please." The compiler is probably in therapy now.

31,248 Reasons To Double-Check Your Spelling

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16 days ago 109.7K views 0 shares

31,248 Reasons To Double-Check Your Spelling

Ah, the sweet sound of 31,248 errors before your morning coffee. Nothing says "I'm a developer" quite like an IDE screaming at you that 'peple' doesn't exist in the current context. Somewhere between the 1st and 31,248th error, you realize that fixing a typo would solve everything, but where's the adventure in that? The compiler is just giving you a chance to appreciate how consistent your mistakes are.

The Lazy Developer's Guide To Variable Naming

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23 days ago 137.3K views 0 shares

The Lazy Developer's Guide To Variable Naming

The true chaotic evil of programming: naming variables like you're labeling test tubes in a mad scientist's lab. "What does a1 do?" "No idea, but it breaks production if you change it." Meanwhile, the QA team gets to play detective with zero clues, trying to figure out why everything works perfectly until it suddenly doesn't. The real adventure isn't the code—it's the archaeological dig through someone else's variable naming scheme.

Visual Studio Ain't That Bad

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24 days ago 195.6K views 0 shares

Visual Studio trying to convince us that "ass" is undefined when we all know it's the most well-defined part of the human anatomy. The IDE's prudish error checking is basically the digital equivalent of your grandma covering your eyes during movie kissing scenes. Nice try, Microsoft. We'll just rename it to "posterior" and pretend we're being professional.

When I Read My Three Years Old Code

Programming Debugging Testing

1 month ago 138.9K views 0 shares

Looking at your old code and deciding the only rational solution is to remove your brain, wash it with gasoline, and hope for the best. That feeling when your past self left you a cryptic masterpiece with zero comments and variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'iSwearThisWorks'. The gasoline is probably more for drinking at this point.

Naming Is Important

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

1 month ago 144.7K views 0 shares

Developers rejecting the verbose validateDate() in favor of the pun-tastic valiDate() is peak naming culture. When you spend 8 hours coding and 6 hours thinking of clever function names that'll make your colleagues exhale slightly harder through their noses during code review. The real validation we seek is from our peers, not our dates.

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Typescript Javascript Programming

1 month ago 165.1K views 0 shares

Finally, someone defined the data structure we've all been dealing with for years! That's what happens when you let the junior dev name the interfaces after a late-night debugging session. The properties are surprisingly accurate though - viscosity and amount are definitely numbers you'd want to track, and color as a string makes perfect sense. Just waiting for someone to add the optional "smell" property in the next PR.

Now You Know What's Not Cool

Programming Debugging

1 month ago 185.0K views 0 shares

The sacred art of variable naming, where senior devs lecture juniors while secretly having 47 variables named 'x', 'i', and 'temp' in their own codebase. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like discovering a class named 'Mgr' with a method called 'proc' that takes parameters 'a', 'b', and 'c'. The best part? The person lecturing you about clean code is the same one who wrote that unreadable mess six months ago and has conveniently forgotten about it. The true rite of passage in programming isn't your first bug fix—it's the first time you open a file with variables like 'thingDoer' and 'data2' and seriously consider a career change.

It Is Very Important

Programming Agile

2 months ago 166.4K views 1 shares

Writing actual code? Nah, that's too productive. But spending half an hour in a heated debate about whether it should be userData , user_data , or the absolutely chaotic uData ? Now THAT'S time well spent! The real programming happens in those sacred naming ceremonies where friendships end and coding standards are born. Because let's face it - we'd rather die on the hill of proper variable naming than actually ship the feature.

Please Spare Me From Having To Touch That Shit I Wrote Back Then

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2 months ago 172.4K views 0 shares

Please Spare Me From Having To Touch That Shit I Wrote Back Then

The box of horrors that contains your legacy code from 2 years ago. You'd rather lose a limb than have to maintain that spaghetti nightmare you wrote when you were "just getting it to work." Nothing induces more existential dread than having to revisit your own documentation-free code with variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalVersionForReal'. The code still runs somehow, but touch it and the entire system implodes. Your past self is your current self's worst enemy.

OOP Is A Paradigm, POOP Is A Lifestyle

Python Programming Debugging

2 months ago 166.0K views 0 shares

Ah, the elegant dichotomy of a programmer's existence. The top panel shows regular Pooh, mildly interested in the sophisticated concept of "Python Object Oriented Programming" - a paradigm taught in computer science courses and praised in textbooks. But the bottom panel reveals fancy Pooh, absolutely elated by the simple, primitive joy of writing code named "POOP" (Python Object Oriented Programming). Let's be honest - we've all created variables called "poop" during debugging sessions at 2AM. Nothing brings more childish glee than pushing to production with a function called def get_poop() that your colleagues will discover months later. Sophistication is temporary, toilet humor is forever.

The Real Face Of Developer Depression

Java Algorithms Programming Debugging

2 months ago 244.0K views 0 shares

Real depression isn't dramatic tears—it's your friend showing you their recursive permutation algorithm with questionable variable names and syntax highlighting that burns your retinas at 2 AM. The code looks like it was written by someone who learned Java through a game of telephone, with a swap function that's practically begging for an off-by-one error. Nothing triggers existential dread quite like having to explain why their beautiful monstrosity will crash in production.

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Variable naming Memes

The UUID Inception Function

31,248 Reasons To Double-Check Your Spelling

The Lazy Developer's Guide To Variable Naming

Visual Studio Ain't That Bad

When I Read My Three Years Old Code

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Naming Is Important

Type Shit

Now You Know What's Not Cool

It Is Very Important

Please Spare Me From Having To Touch That Shit I Wrote Back Then

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OOP Is A Paradigm, POOP Is A Lifestyle

The Real Face Of Developer Depression

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