Time-Traveling Toddler Developer Required

Job hunting Tech industry Career Junior developer Entry level Unrealistic expectations Experience paradox Job requirements Tech recruiting Time travel

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6 months ago 135,269 views 0 shares

Time-Traveling Toddler Developer Required

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Oh sweetie, you thought job requirements were REALISTIC? The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters wanting a "junior" developer with a DECADE of experience! Like, honey, did you want me to code in the womb? Should I have been debugging while still on formula? Perhaps I should've mastered JavaScript before learning to WALK?! What's next - requiring 5 years experience in a framework that was released YESTERDAY? The tech industry's time paradox continues to be the most toxic relationship I've ever witnessed!

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