When You Only Know HTML

GASP! The AUDACITY of this meme! While us mere mortal web developers are having existential crises over every single bug that crawls into our code, these eight-legged SHOWOFFS are out there LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES hunting bugs for breakfast! The BETRAYAL! The INJUSTICE! I've spent THREE HOURS debugging a missing semicolon while spiders are literally CELEBRATING when they find bugs in their web. Nature is so unfair I can't even! 💅

THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS of JavaScript frameworks! First you're learning Next.js and feeling all smart, then someone mentions Nest.js and your brain short-circuits. "Wait, did I hear that wrong?" NOPE! They're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! And just when you've sorted those two out—BOOM—Nuxt.js crashes the party! By the fourth panel, your soul has left your body and you're questioning every life decision that led you to web development. The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a cruel practical joke where they just add and remove letters to frameworks to watch developers slowly lose their sanity! 🙃

Gravity, mostly. Neck pain after 20 minutes would kill this setup faster than a null pointer exception kills your app. Sure, dream coding positions look cool until you realize your spine isn't compatible with version 90° rotation. The real irony? This guy's probably dreaming about fixing all those bugs he created while coding in a normal position. Peak programmer efficiency: writing code while unconscious – finally matching management's expectations of how quickly features should be delivered.

JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.

OMG, the TRAUMA is REAL! 😱 That tiny purple bar for CTRL+C is giving me FLASHBACKS! We've all been there—confidently hitting copy, switching to another window, hitting paste and... NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Meanwhile, CTRL+V gets our undying faith because it never betrays us like its evil twin. That's why we frantically mash CTRL+C at least three times like we're performing some desperate ritual to appease the clipboard gods! Trust issues? In THIS economy? You bet your last semicolon I've got 'em!

The dirty secret of the media processing world is that your fancy video converter, transcoder, or "AI-powered multimedia solution" is just FFmpeg in a trench coat. Companies slap a GUI on it, rename a few buttons, charge you $49.99, and call it revolutionary. Meanwhile, FFmpeg sits in the background doing all the actual work like that one colleague who never gets credit in meetings.