The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

Content Normal programmers Here, apply that algorithm OK Al programmers You have to find yourself the algorithm WTF?

Content RAPPERCLASS OR SOMETHING (DKANYTHING ABOUT JAVA Mr. Rhymz Yo yo welcome homies imaftio

Content WHEN'S THE BRANCH DEADLINE? NEXT WEEK I'M NOT SURE WE CAN ADD THAT FEATURE THIS LATE THAT'S FINE WELL JUST SHIP WHAT WE AGREED TO ALREADY YOUR PRODUCT OWNERS ARE DEAD ProarammerHumor.ic

Content Strategy Temporary Hack TODO: remove next month Well-thought permanent solution Result Still in use everywhere 10 years later, nobody can change it now. Deprecated after 3 months due to requirements change

This is what happens when you let someone who learned architecture from YouTube tutorials and Stack Overflow answers design your house. The building looks like it was refactored 17 times by different junior devs who all said "it works on my machine." Windows positioned like UI elements dragged randomly in a Visual Studio form designer. That balcony clearly started as a simple feature request before scope creep turned it into whatever monstrosity we're looking at now. The structural integrity is probably maintained by hopes, prayers, and something equivalent to jQuery patches. This is the physical manifestation of "we'll fix it in production" and "ship now, refactor later." Bet the architect submitted this with a commit message that just said "final_house_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v3.2_USE_THIS_ONE.blueprint"

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