User error Memes

The pinnacle of debugging assistance right here! Some poor dev is trying to fix a critical issue with... *checks notes*... a toolbox inside another toolbox in what's clearly a game. No logs, no details, just existential despair and a vague description that reads like it was written during a sugar crash. The real bug is this bug report. It's the equivalent of telling your doctor "something hurts somewhere sometimes" and expecting a precise diagnosis. Even better is the "Debug Information" section that's as empty as my will to live after reading this. Next time you think your documentation is insufficient, remember this masterpiece that managed to combine the eloquence of a toddler with the technical precision of a drunk fortune teller.

THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of this customer! 😱 McCafe is over here spreading coffee joy with their "three cheers to a bright morning" tweet, and then BOOM! 💥 Some random person barges in with the most unhinged non sequitur: "I buy your product & my PC still has virus." This is the EPITOME of tech support hell! The cosmic disconnect between coffee and computer viruses is EXACTLY what every IT person deals with daily. Like, honey, your caramel macchiato and malware have LITERALLY NOTHING to do with each other! But try explaining that to someone who thinks the coffee company should fix their laptop! 🤦‍♀️

The standard IT support flowchart, as demonstrated by passive-aggressive waterfowl. First, ask if they've tried the obvious solution. Then suggest vibe checking their setup. When all else fails, make the universal hand gesture for "works on my machine" and walk away. Support tickets don't fix themselves, but neither do users who refuse to restart their computer.