The Delights Of Programming

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The Delights Of Programming

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The AUDACITY of our own brains to betray us like this! In our heads, we're building the next revolutionary app that will change HUMANITY FOREVER. But the moment fingers touch keyboard? ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Suddenly we're sobbing internally while writing "Hello World" with 47 syntax errors. The dream: elegant architecture and flawless algorithms. The reality: frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 900th time while questioning every career choice that led to this moment of pure despair. It's like planning a gourmet meal and then burning cereal!

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