The Delights Of Programming

The classic half-drawn horse meme perfectly captures the AI coding experience. Left side: your meticulously crafted code with proper architecture and thoughtful design. Right side: whatever the hell that AI generated abomination is. Sure, it technically "works" in the same way a stick figure technically resembles a human. Bonus points for the smug little smile on the AI side—it has absolutely no idea how horrifying its creation is, yet it's so damn proud of itself. Just like when you ask ChatGPT to fix your bug and it confidently returns code that would make a CS101 student weep.

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Junior dev discovers their company actually enforces clean git practices and suddenly realizes they can't just nuke their messy commit history with git push --force anymore. The existential crisis hits different when you realize you'll actually have to learn proper rebasing, squashing, and writing meaningful commit messages instead of your usual "fixed stuff" × 47 commits. For context: --force and --force-with-lease let you overwrite remote history, which is great for cleaning up your own branch but catastrophic on shared branches. Most teams disable this on main branches and PRs to prevent people from rewriting shared history and causing merge chaos. Now our friend here has to actually think about their commits like a professional instead of treating git like a save button in a video game. Welcome to the big leagues, where your commit history is public record and your shame is permanent.

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The eternal developer paradox: finding a perfect Stack Overflow solution for your C# problem, only to discover it's actually from the Java subforum. The real magic happens when you copy-paste it anyway and—against all laws of programming physics—it somehow works. That moment when you realize language barriers are just suggestions and your code is held together by digital duct tape and sheer audacity.