The Delights Of Programming

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Ah, nothing like a casual Python script to help you decide between watching a movie and literally destroying the concept of God . This is peak programmer existential crisis - when you're so burnt out that your random activity generator includes both "cook a meal" and "collapse the fundamental metaphysical framework of Western civilization." The best part? It's actually valid Python syntax. After 15 years of coding, I've found that randomly generating life decisions is the only way to ensure I ever do anything besides debugging other people's garbage. Though I usually keep my cosmic destruction subroutines in a separate module. You know, for maintainability.

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Oh look, someone installed Microsoft Teams on their car dashboard! Because nothing says "I'm totally paying attention to the road" like getting pinged about that 4PM standup while doing 70mph on the highway! 🚗💨 The eternal struggle of tech: just because we can put work apps in our cars doesn't mean we should . Next update: Jira tickets on your toaster and Git commits from your shower head! Remember kids, the only notifications you need while driving are "turn left" and "you're almost out of gas" - not "Dave has added you to 17 channels"!

Content Aug 14 my sister, who doesn't work in tech, thought it was pretty cool that our team sets aside time to tell each other jokes and thats when i realized she had no idea what i was saying when i told her i had "standup" everyday 102 17 1.7K 13.4K