The Delights Of Programming

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The duality of programmer confidence is brutal. Solo coding? You're basically the Hulk of software engineering—unstoppable, crushing bugs with your bare hands, refactoring entire codebases before breakfast. But the moment someone peers over your shoulder? Suddenly you're typing with your elbows, forgetting how to declare variables, and googling "how to exit vim" for the 500th time. The cognitive processing power required to both code AND maintain the illusion that you know what you're doing is mathematically impossible. It's like Schrödinger's developer—simultaneously brilliant and clueless until observed.

OH. MY. GOD. This coworker just committed a CRIME against humanity! They aliased git push to git push -f ?! That's like replacing someone's regular coffee with ROCKET FUEL! 💥 For the uninitiated, git push -f is the NUCLEAR OPTION of Git commands - it FORCES your changes to the remote repository, OBLITERATING any commits that might be there. Your team's carefully crafted code history? POOF! GONE! VANISHED! It's basically telling Git, "I don't CARE what's on the server, MY version is the truth now!" This is the digital equivalent of setting your workplace on fire because you're tired of the printer jamming. That branch isn't just toast - it's INCINERATED, CREMATED, and scattered to the winds! 🔥⚰️

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