Glory To The Penguin

OMG, the AUDACITY of these Linux haters! 💅 They're out here screaming "Linux is unusable garbage!" while running Ubuntu on a prehistoric Lenovo laptop with a resolution straight from the Jurassic era (640x480)! HONEY, that's not a Linux problem, that's a "your computer belongs in a museum" problem! It's like complaining your Ferrari is slow when you've filled the tank with maple syrup instead of gas! The Linux OS is THRIVING despite being forced to run on hardware that Windows would literally have a nervous breakdown on! This is not a bug - this is a MIRACLE of engineering!

Nothing says "I'm processing my emotions in a healthy way" like stacking five Dell servers in your bedroom and spending 72 sleepless hours configuring container orchestration. The sweet hum of overheating hardware drowns out those pesky feelings, and the electricity bill that rivals a small nation's GDP is totally worth it. Who needs a therapist asking about your childhood when you can debug YAML files at 3 AM? It's not hoarding if it's infrastructure .

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