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The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend
1 day ago 119.1K views 0 shares
The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal tech support NIGHTMARE in one image! 😱 There you are, delivering your MASTERPIECE of documentation, practically SINGING about how the program works, and the user is just... SCREAMING at the program like it personally insulted their mother's cooking! Meanwhile, the program sits there, completely innocent, wondering what crime it committed to deserve this abuse. It's like trying to teach quantum physics to a toddler who's simultaneously on fire and refusing to acknowledge water exists. I can't even! 💀

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
Programming Agile
4 months ago 170.5K views 0 shares
Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition
The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.

Solomon Didn't Know About UUIDs
Programming Webdev Databases Backend
5 months ago 123.2K views 0 shares
Solomon Didn't Know About UUIDs
Biblical Solomon may have claimed "nothing new under the sun," but he clearly never witnessed the existential crisis of showing someone a UUID for the first time. That string of random characters might as well be ancient hieroglyphics to non-technical folks. Meanwhile, developers know it's just a universally unique identifier doing its job—ensuring your database doesn't implode when two users create accounts at the exact same millisecond. The shocked face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the gulf between "it's just a UUID" and "WHAT IS THIS CRYPTIC SORCERY?!" after casually mentioning it in a meeting with marketing.

The PM's Timeline Vs. The Engineer's Reality
Agile Devops Programming
5 months ago 149.2K views 0 shares
The PM's Timeline Vs. The Engineer's Reality
The eternal standoff between reality and fantasy in tech projects. On the left, we have the engineer clutching their head in existential pain as they try to explain that physics, time, and sanity all prevent the feature from being delivered. Meanwhile, the PM on the right is smugly contemplating how to explain to the clients why the "definitely shipping next week" feature is now "coming soon™" for the third sprint in a row. It's the software development equivalent of watching someone promise they can build a rocket to Mars using only duct tape and stackoverflow answers while the aerospace engineer has a mental breakdown in the corner.

Over Promise Under Deliver
Agile Devops Programming Testing
5 months ago 146.5K views 0 shares
Over Promise Under Deliver
The eternal tech company standoff: Engineer holding their head in despair because they know the laws of physics, time, and sanity won't allow that feature to be built in a week... while the Project Manager has already sent out the company-wide email with champagne emojis announcing the launch date. That awkward moment when your PM has promised the impossible to stakeholders while you're still figuring out if the feature is even technically feasible. Nothing says "team dynamics" like one person having a migraine about reality while the other is planning the celebration party.

Cant Be Bothered
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
6 months ago 148.2K views 0 shares
Cant Be Bothered
Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!