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Yes I Noticed

Programming Devops Debugging Backend

25 days ago 120.6K views 0 shares

Yes I Noticed

That awkward moment when IT starts explaining how they "fixed your computer" by rebooting it while you silently judge them in 12 programming languages. The face says it all—a perfect blend of restraint and superiority as you nod along, mentally refactoring their entire explanation while wondering if they know you wrote the authentication system they just called "magic computer stuff." The eternal struggle of being too polite to mention you could automate their entire job with a bash script you wrote during lunch.

It's Like Backup But Much Harder To Use

Git Devops Programming Linux

29 days ago 197.6K views 0 shares

It's Like Backup But Much Harder To Use

Trying to explain Git to non-developers is like trying to explain quantum physics to your cat. "So it's like saving files?" No, Karen, it's a distributed version control system that tracks changes and enables collaboration through branching and merging while maintaining commit history. "So... Google Drive?" *internal screaming intensifies* The beauty of Git is that even after years of using it daily, you'll still occasionally find yourself in detached HEAD state wondering where your commits went. And yet we can't live without it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

Programming Debugging Testing Frontend

1 month ago 160.2K views 0 shares

The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal tech support NIGHTMARE in one image! 😱 There you are, delivering your MASTERPIECE of documentation, practically SINGING about how the program works, and the user is just... SCREAMING at the program like it personally insulted their mother's cooking! Meanwhile, the program sits there, completely innocent, wondering what crime it committed to deserve this abuse. It's like trying to teach quantum physics to a toddler who's simultaneously on fire and refusing to acknowledge water exists. I can't even! 💀

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition

Programming Agile

6 months ago 195.8K views 0 shares

Exception Handling: Human Resources Edition

The ultimate remote work chess match in emoji form! Employee messages HR with just a rain cloud emoji (translation: "I can't come to work, it's pouring outside"). HR immediately counters with the umbrella emoji (translation: "Nice try, but umbrellas exist"). This is basically exception handling in human form. Employee throws a WeatherException, HR catches it and returns a SolutionImplementedException. Checkmate in one move.

Solomon Didn't Know About UUIDs

Programming Webdev Databases Backend

6 months ago 143.0K views 0 shares

Solomon Didn't Know About UUIDs

Biblical Solomon may have claimed "nothing new under the sun," but he clearly never witnessed the existential crisis of showing someone a UUID for the first time. That string of random characters might as well be ancient hieroglyphics to non-technical folks. Meanwhile, developers know it's just a universally unique identifier doing its job—ensuring your database doesn't implode when two users create accounts at the exact same millisecond. The shocked face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the gulf between "it's just a UUID" and "WHAT IS THIS CRYPTIC SORCERY?!" after casually mentioning it in a meeting with marketing.

The PM's Timeline Vs. The Engineer's Reality

Agile Devops Programming

6 months ago 161.9K views 0 shares

The PM's Timeline Vs. The Engineer's Reality

The eternal standoff between reality and fantasy in tech projects. On the left, we have the engineer clutching their head in existential pain as they try to explain that physics, time, and sanity all prevent the feature from being delivered. Meanwhile, the PM on the right is smugly contemplating how to explain to the clients why the "definitely shipping next week" feature is now "coming soon™" for the third sprint in a row. It's the software development equivalent of watching someone promise they can build a rocket to Mars using only duct tape and stackoverflow answers while the aerospace engineer has a mental breakdown in the corner.

Over Promise Under Deliver

Agile Devops Programming Testing

7 months ago 165.5K views 0 shares

Over Promise Under Deliver

The eternal tech company standoff: Engineer holding their head in despair because they know the laws of physics, time, and sanity won't allow that feature to be built in a week... while the Project Manager has already sent out the company-wide email with champagne emojis announcing the launch date. That awkward moment when your PM has promised the impossible to stakeholders while you're still figuring out if the feature is even technically feasible. Nothing says "team dynamics" like one person having a migraine about reality while the other is planning the celebration party.

Cant Be Bothered

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

7 months ago 162.3K views 0 shares

Cant Be Bothered

Oh the IRONY! 😂 Asking engineers to write concise documentation is like asking a cat to fetch your mail! The person's face says it all - pure "are you kidding me?" energy! Engineers would rather write 10,000 lines of code than 10 lines explaining what it does. Documentation? That's just a mythical creature like the debugging unicorn that magically fixes your code! Every tech lead who's begged for updated docs feels this in their SOUL right now. Meanwhile, engineers are already mentally drafting a 47-page explanation of why they can't write a 1-page summary!