The Missing Developer Category

Content Become a programmer because I have a great idea that will make me rich Become a programmer because one day I want to create printerOS (not a trademark) because I hate that I can't use the scanner without full ink cartridges! I can't ignore possible mistakes! I can't use cheap ink! I hate you HP! I hate you Canon! I hate you, the printer I paid for that doesn't do what I want !!!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DELUSION of managers who think software development scales linearly! 💀 "The Mythical Man-Month" is basically the software developer's bible that screams "ADDING MORE PEOPLE TO A LATE PROJECT MAKES IT LATER!" But sure, let's give the boss TWO copies so he can misunderstand the concept TWICE as fast! Because apparently reading something twice simultaneously is just as impossible as having nine women produce a baby in one month. The savage irony of this gift is just *chef's kiss* - perfectly capturing every developer's silent scream when management decides that eight developers will finish in half the time of four. Spoiler alert: they won't!

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