The Missing Developer Category

Content Artists Nooo stop saying ur art is terrible I wish you're lying I was as good as you!!!! I'm so bad Programmers this is the worst fucking code l've ever seen haha i know right

Content WHEN YOU THINK YOUR GSS IS FINE BUT YOU CHECK ANOTHERBROWSER AND NOTHING IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE You weren't supposed to do that matilp.com

The eternal relationship between Java and system resources, captured in four painful panels: Developer: "java java" Java: "yes user?" Developer: "hogging RAM?" Java: "no user" Developer: "telling lies?" Java: "no user" Developer: *opens task manager* Java: *caught red-handed consuming ungodly amounts of memory* It's basically "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" but for traumatized Java developers who've learned to trust the task manager more than their programming language's promises.

Content console. log(isEven (1)) console. log (isEven (2)) ; false Scrup const isEven (n) if (n 1) return false; else if(n ass 2 return true; else ifln 3) return false; else if(n ass 4) return true; else ifln ass 5 return false: else if(n ass 6) return true; else 1f(n ass 7) return false; else 1f(n ans 8) return true; else if(n 9) return false; else if(n sas 10) return true; else if (n ser 11) return false; else if(n 12) return true; Es is return console. log (isEven (1) ; false console. log (isEven (2) ; const isEven 1: false, 2: true, 3: talse, 4: true, 5: false, 6: true, 7: false, 8: true, 9: false, 10: true, 11: false, 12: true,

Content SOL Server A X What the hell is this?

Content Me, playing video games before becoming a programmer hmm yes the game here is made out ofgame Me, playing video games AFTER becoming a programmer a 1know exactly how they're pulling this off, and I don't like it