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STOP EVERYTHING! We have a tech support TRAGEDY of EPIC proportions! 😱 This poor, innocent soul is having an existential crisis because their computer is demanding they adopt a LITERAL SNAKE just to run a program! The horror! The drama! Little do they know, Python isn't an actual reptile slithering through your USB ports - it's just a programming language named after Monty Python (not the snake, the comedy group)! The absolute DEVASTATION when tech support finally realizes what's happening... I'm deceased! 💀 Somewhere, a programmer is screaming into their coffee mug while a tech support agent contemplates a career change. Tale as old as time!

This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of asking a senior developer about their non-existent documentation. You approach them like Oliver Twist begging for gruel, only to be met with the classic "my code is self-explanatory" defense. The senior dev genuinely believes their cryptic variable names and 200-line functions "make perfect sense" while you're left wondering if you're the problem. Spoiler alert: you're not. The documentation is in their head, and they've convinced themselves that telepathy is an industry standard skill.

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Ah, the fantasy world where game development is just a few magical method calls! If only .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix) existed in real life instead of the 3 AM debugging sessions where you question your career choices. And that .GetWishlists(target: 7000) method? Pure delusion. Real gamedevs know that getting 7 wishlists already feels like winning the lottery, let alone 7000. The only accurate part is game.Release() - which is indeed followed by immediate regret, panic, and the discovery of 47 new bugs your QA team somehow missed.

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