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Valve Corporation, masters of creating legendary games but allergic to the number 3. They've given us Portal 1, Portal 2... then nothing. Half-Life, Half-Life 2... then radio silence for decades. Meanwhile, they're busy pumping out gaming hardware like Steam Deck and VR headsets with the sad stick figure muttering "i guess we make Hardware" instead of finishing what they started. The ultimate software development strategy: when you can't figure out how to count to 3, just pivot to hardware! Gabe Newell probably has a phobia of trilogies stronger than most developers' fear of touching legacy code.

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Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

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