The Missing Developer Category

amazon Tech industry Junior developers Developer experience Entry level Job market Recruiting Job requirements Impossible standards

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The Missing Developer Category

amazon-memes, recruiting-memes, job-requirements-memes, developer-experience-memes, tech-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When Amazon asks you to "Add a new member" but forgets the most important category: "Junior Developer - 10 years experience required." That awkward gap between 12 and 18 is where all the tech recruiters find their "entry-level" candidates with impossible qualifications. Somehow they expect you to be both a child prodigy and a seasoned veteran simultaneously. Next they'll rebrand to "Amazon Extended Family" and add a "Senior Developer - 3 months old with 30 years Rust experience" option.

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