amazon Memes

Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
18 days ago 124.1K views 0 shares
Billionaire's Cloud Bill Nightmare
Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"

Name A More Iconic Duo, I'll Wait
php Webdev Programming Debugging
1 month ago 111.9K views 0 shares
Name A More Iconic Duo, I'll Wait
The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
AI Programming
1 month ago 83.6K views 0 shares
Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
Oh snap! The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! 😂 Companies be like "Check out our REVOLUTIONARY AI system" and then the fine print reveals it's actually just outsourced human labor! Amazon's "just walk out" checkout tech that everyone thought was some magical computer vision breakthrough? Surprise! It was 1,000 humans in India watching cameras the whole time! The astronaut meme perfectly captures that moment when the tech bubble bursts and we realize the "AI" behind the curtain is just people working for cheaper wages. Next time someone brags about their company's "AI solution," I'll be side-eyeing them wondering how many humans are actually powering that "algorithm"!

Thats One Way To Do It
Programming
1 month ago 23.3K views 0 shares
thatsOneWayToDoIt | code-memes, amazon-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] GltHub Taking a picture of your code Definitely Not Dan R IeL Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook.

Amazon Web Services
Frontend
1 month ago 22.4K views 0 shares
Amazon Web Services | web-memes, amazon-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Woke
Frontend Backend
2 months ago 44.3K views 0 shares
Woke. | google-memes, amazon-memes, performance-memes, IT-memes, cors-memes, startup-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Task Manager File Options View Performance App history Startup Users Details 53 CoU 55 86 They feed 1.3524MB 0.9 MB "Us: poison Google Chrem 353 MB 03 MBs 1.1 Mbps Googie Chrome ocoole chrome 02 OA 51.0M8 OMBs O Mbps 88.2 MB OMBs OMbps 7og GPU 32 0 0 os o 0 Corsair Vengeance LPX Black DDR4-RAM 3600 MHz GB - schwarz - CMK32GX4M2D3600C18 1,679 14300 g15498 vprime Get it Sunday, Aug 29 FREE Delivery by Amazon So we buy their "cures" DownloadMoreRAM DOWNLOAD Free Fast and Instant! while they suppress. Download our medicine

Can Anyone Watch Live
Cloud AWS
2 months ago 26.7K views 0 shares
canAnyoneWatchLive | aws-memes, amazon-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I think I forgot something. If you forgot, then it wasn't imprtant. aws Amazon Won Services Inc Invoice TOTAL This invoice is for the billing penod December - December 31 2018 Yeah, you're right.

The Future Is Here
Python AWS Frontend Backend Cloud
3 months ago 37.9K views 0 shares
theFutureIsHere | coding-memes, code-memes, development-memes, design-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, scala-memes, performance-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, div-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What You Will Be Doing Designing and building high-quality Al automations to streamline processes, enhance productivity, and deliver robust, scalable solutions across diverse applications Experimenting with state-of-the-art Al tools like GPT-4 Vision and Amazon CodeWhisperer, integrating them into our developmental process to assess and enhance their utility Evaluating and optimizing the implementation of Al solutions across various infrastructures, including AWS, to ensure seamless performance and integration What You Won't Be Doing Traditional coding - our Al does the heavy lifting, freeing you to innovate and strategize Being stuck on repetitive tasks - no two problems are the same

I Was Todays Years Old
Frontend AWS Cloud
4 months ago 23.3K views 0 shares
iWasTodaysYearsOld | web-memes, aws-memes, amazon-memes, version-memes, amazon web services-memes, web services-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content conspiracy theorists after finding out Amazon web services (AWS) terms, clause 42.10 jan 11 2022 version Com cRuise math gauckerbeng

There's a meowing duck in Amazon's html code. (x-post from /r/hacking)
Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend
4 months ago 39.1K views 0 shares
There's a meowing duck in Amazon's html code. (x-post from /r/hacking) | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, hacking-memes, amazon-memes, class-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, header-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your Accom paperwhite 511 selling Kindle-now even be shop Strea THOUSA OF MOI TV SH with Pr amazon Start div 10- div div header !-- nav promo cached - - script type-"textjavascript"script !--Tilu - - style type-"textcss"style div class-"off-screendivs div id-"unrec-pageContent" class-"a-section a-spacing-none ! - - footer pilu - - div id-"navFooter"..divs ! - - whfh- ZYXTk02kVcdRbCA0GmD4vfm7MpmM88k18ryUSry6bxIP9WR6vXxBmIaFmx DEODEC53R09CG2MKRKDR div id-"sis pixelr2" aria-hidden"true" style-"height: 1 left: -1000000px; top: -1000000px;"...div script..script t footer tilu -- -div id-"be" style-"display:none;visibility:hidden;"...c noscript.noscript divs (MEOW) NN - -) 0 div id-"a-popover-root" style"z-index:-1;position:absol script type-"texthtml' id"s-suggestion"..script script type-"texthtm" id-"suggestions-template"scr script type-"texthtml" id"s-separator"div id"s-sep: separator"divdivscript script tvpe"texthtml" id"s-department".scriot script type-"texthtml" id"s-option"option value" optionscript script type-"texthtml" id-"s-minimal", clernint

Best ways to save your code
Linux Backend
4 months ago 22.1K views 0 shares
Best ways to save your code | code-memes, amazon-memes, git-memes, github-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GitHub Taking a picture of your code Notch Retweeted Definitely Not Dan DefN... 2h Replying to notch Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook. O g 17 15 216

Plsdont Assume
Frontend
5 months ago 18.1K views 0 shares
plsdontAssume | web-memes, amazon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 456 Why are you here? 1 thought you were financially stable. amazon webservices