99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button

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99% Of Windows Usability Issues Would Be Fixed If Windows Had The Guts To Add This Button

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The eternal Windows USB ejection saga continues! That dialog box where Windows claims your device is "in use" but refuses to tell you what is using it is the digital equivalent of saying "there's a problem" without offering any solutions. The suggested button would skip the detective work of hunting down phantom file handles and just command whatever process to release its death grip on your USB drive. It's the command-line equivalent of sudo but for impatient Windows users who just want their flash drive back without rebooting their entire system.

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