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The face of pure, unadulterated doubt . Every developer knows that look—it's the one you make when your colleague swears their 5-year-old Stack Overflow solution will fix everything. The same expression you had when the junior dev said "I rewrote it in Rust over the weekend" or when management promised "just one more small feature before release." That suspicious squint is the universal BS detector that evolves after your 50th "final version" turns into version 17.3.2-hotfix-please-god-work.

The RGB hand sign - for when you need to debug CSS colors at 3 AM. Those three fingernails painted in red, green, and blue represent the holy trinity of web design pain. Every frontend dev has had that moment of "Is this #00FF00 or #00FF01?" while their sanity slowly fades away. And yes, we've all secretly considered painting our nails like this during that eighth consecutive hour of trying to match the designer's "slightly off-white but not quite eggshell" color.

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Ah, the existential crisis of a Linux user who can no longer feel superior because distros are actually usable now. What's the point of spending 47 hours configuring your desktop environment if normies can just install Ubuntu and have it work? "Ricing" (obsessively customizing every pixel of your Linux setup) used to be a badge of honor—proof you'd suffered appropriately for your technological enlightenment. Now these people just click "install" and get a functioning computer? The audacity. It's like training for years to climb Mount Everest only to discover they've installed an escalator.

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When HTML sneaks into your programming language meeting and tries to act like it belongs. The bread loaves represent actual programming languages with compilers and interpreters, while HTML is just markup sitting there like "yes fellow programming languages, I too execute code." The cat's face says it all—pure impostor syndrome. No wonder it's called "Amung Us"—HTML is the sus one trying to blend in with the real programming crew!