The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority

It support Ticket system Skeleton Waiting Priority Helpdesk Bug tracking Enterprise Technical debt Corporate

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7 months ago 188,241 views 0 shares

The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority

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That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

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