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Requirement Amnesia
Agile Programming Devops
2 months ago 149.8M views 0 shares
Requirement Amnesia
Business at 20:55: "Remove the date selection ASAP." Dev at 20:56: "Sure, I'll create a ticket and deploy it next." Business at 20:56: "Created ticket ABCD-1234. Do it ASAP. Urgent." Business the next day: "URGENT!!! APPLICATION MISSING DATE SELECTION AFTER YESTERDAY'S DEPLOYMENT. PLEASE FIX NOW!" You know what's wild? Business literally asked for the date selection to be removed, dev removed it, and now Business is losing their mind because... the date selection is removed. It's like watching someone ask you to delete production, then panic when production is deleted. The ticket is right there. The chat logs are right there. But somehow, you're still the villain in this story. Pro tip: Screenshot everything. Save every Slack message. Keep receipts like you're filing taxes, because when stakeholders forget their own requirements, you'll need evidence for your defense trial.

As Someone Who Works In IT, I Approve
Debugging Programming
3 months ago 22.7M views 0 shares
As Someone Who Works In IT, I Approve
The eternal dance between IT support and end users, captured in one glorious frame. The meme shows Zapp Brannigan from Futurama striking his signature heroic pose with the caption "I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to." This perfectly encapsulates the IT support experience: you submit a ticket about your broken laptop/server/hopes and dreams, and the technician shows up on their own sweet schedule. Not when you need them (immediately), not when they said they would (yesterday), but precisely when they felt like it. The "as quickly as I wanted to" part is chef's kiss because it acknowledges the reality—they saw your ticket, they knew it was urgent, they just... had other priorities. Like finishing their coffee, reorganizing their cable management, or contemplating the heat death of the universe. The superhero pose is the icing on the cake. IT shows up expecting gratitude and fanfare for gracing you with their presence, meanwhile you've been rebooting your machine 47 times and googling solutions for three days.

As Someone Who Works In IT, I Approve
Debugging Devops
4 months ago 836.9K views 0 shares
As Someone Who Works In IT, I Approve
Nothing says "I prioritize your emergency" quite like showing up three days after the ticket was filed. The stance really sells it—hands on hips, radiating the energy of someone who definitely didn't stop for coffee twice on the way over. You called it a P1 incident, they heard "eventually." The "as quickly as I wanted to" is doing some heavy lifting here, carrying the weight of seventeen other tickets, a lunch break, and that one user who keeps asking if they need to download more RAM.

Some Of These Tickets Can't Be Real
Testing Agile Debugging Programming
6 months ago 494.2K views 0 shares
Some Of These Tickets Can't Be Real
You know QA is absolutely crushing it when they're getting bonuses for ticket volume, but you're staring at gems like "Button doesn't work when I close my eyes" and "Website loads too happy, needs more corporate sadness." Sure, they found 47 bugs this sprint, but 32 of them are just different ways to say "I don't like the color blue." The real challenge isn't fixing the bugs—it's diplomatically explaining that "the login button should sing to me" isn't actually a defect without starting an interdepartmental incident.

The Infinite Ticket Glitch
Devops Hardware Debugging Programming
11 months ago 338.5K views 0 shares
The Infinite Ticket Glitch
The dark art of gaming the metrics system. This IT support hero discovered the ultimate exploit - create problems to solve them. Why fix what's broken when you can break more things and "fix" those too? It's like discovering an infinite money glitch in the corporate game. The beautiful irony is that management created this monster with their poorly designed incentive structure. Next week's episode: "How I created a ransomware attack to become Employee of the Month."

The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
Programming Debugging Devops Agile
1 year ago 328.7K views 0 shares
The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve
Programming Agile Debugging Devops
1 year ago 289.6K views 0 shares
The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve
Ah yes, the mythical "realistic programming movie." Instead of hackers typing at light speed to access the mainframe, it's just a dev team slowly descending into madness because their app won't compile. Meanwhile, scope creep lurks around every corner like a horror movie villain, and the project manager has somehow configured Slack notifications to appear directly in your nightmares. The follow-up tweet really nails the corporate dystopia - "Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this life-or-death situation?" "Yes." Because nothing says emergency like proper documentation.

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Read The Logs? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
Devops Debugging Programming Testing Agile
1 year ago 307.3K views 0 shares
Read The Logs? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
The classic "read the error message" saga, but with DevOps flair! Developers see that pesky note about checking build logs before bothering DevOps, consider it for a microsecond, then immediately set it on fire and smile while their problems burn alongside their dignity. Why troubleshoot yourself when you can interrupt someone else's perfectly good coffee break? That suspicious smile in the last panel is the universal "I'm about to ruin someone's day with a problem I could've fixed myself" face. The DevOps team's collective blood pressure just went up and they don't even know why yet.

How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Security Programming Devops Debugging
1 year ago 352.3K views 0 shares
How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Corporate amnesia at its finest! The business side freaks out about "unwanted modifications" despite literally requesting them with a ticket number to prove it. Nothing quite like the special feeling when management forgets they asked for something, then acts shocked when you deliver exactly what they wanted. The blank stare in the last panel is the universal developer experience of "I have the receipts but somehow I'm still wrong."