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The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
17 days ago 64.7K views 0 shares
The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve
Ah yes, the mythical "realistic programming movie." Instead of hackers typing at light speed to access the mainframe, it's just a dev team slowly descending into madness because their app won't compile. Meanwhile, scope creep lurks around every corner like a horror movie villain, and the project manager has somehow configured Slack notifications to appear directly in your nightmares. The follow-up tweet really nails the corporate dystopia - "Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this life-or-death situation?" "Yes." Because nothing says emergency like proper documentation.

Read The Logs? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 85.7K views 0 shares
Read The Logs? Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
The classic "read the error message" saga, but with DevOps flair! Developers see that pesky note about checking build logs before bothering DevOps, consider it for a microsecond, then immediately set it on fire and smile while their problems burn alongside their dignity. Why troubleshoot yourself when you can interrupt someone else's perfectly good coffee break? That suspicious smile in the last panel is the universal "I'm about to ruin someone's day with a problem I could've fixed myself" face. The DevOps team's collective blood pressure just went up and they don't even know why yet.

How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Security Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 77.4K views 0 shares
How Come When I Left A Backdoor They All Lost Their Shit
Corporate amnesia at its finest! The business side freaks out about "unwanted modifications" despite literally requesting them with a ticket number to prove it. Nothing quite like the special feeling when management forgets they asked for something, then acts shocked when you deliver exactly what they wanted. The blank stare in the last panel is the universal developer experience of "I have the receipts but somehow I'm still wrong."