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The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
20 days ago 91.6K views 0 shares
The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

Defect Is A Defect
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
23 days ago 93.4K views 0 shares
Defect Is A Defect
When your software manager starts categorizing bugs by priority, but your Japanese client cuts through the bureaucracy like a samurai sword! 🗡️ The exquisite beauty of Japanese business culture - where a defect is simply a defect, regardless of how much semantic sugar-coating you try to sprinkle on it. No need for your fancy priority matrix when the end result is the same: your code is broken in 11 different ways and needs fixing. Western developers: "But this P3 bug only affects 0.01% of users under specific conditions!" Japanese client: *stares in kaizen*

Bug Priority Paradox
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
1 month ago 77.8K views 0 shares
Bug Priority Paradox
The universal decision tree for bug prioritization in software development: 1. Is it easy to fix? → Immediately jumps to "I'll fix it immediately" 2. Actual importance? → *crickets* 3. Is it breaking production? → CRITICAL!!! The irony is painfully real. Developers will spend 4 hours fixing a one-pixel UI misalignment because it's "quick" but postpone refactoring that nightmare authentication system that's held together with duct tape and prayers. Then suddenly everything's on fire when it inevitably breaks.