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The First Rule Of IT: Never Jinx A Quiet Day
Devops Programming Debugging
9 days ago 80.5K views 0 shares
The First Rule Of IT: Never Jinx A Quiet Day
Every IT professional knows that sacred pre-holiday silence. The production server is humming peacefully, tickets are minimal, and you're counting down minutes until freedom. Then some rookie mentions "Wow, it's really quiet today!" and suddenly three critical systems crash simultaneously. It's like invoking a demonic ritual. The first and only commandment of IT: Never acknowledge the calm before you're safely at home with your phone on silent and laptop firmly closed.

The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
Programming Devops Agile Debugging
26 days ago 94.5K views 0 shares
The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For
Debugging Programming Testing
1 month ago 86.6K views 0 shares
Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For
Forget "have you tried turning it off and on again" - tech support is just dating with more troubleshooting and less romance. Both involve hours of frustration, miscommunication, and ultimately walking away wondering why you bothered. At least with tech support, you can hang up without getting ghosted first.