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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Posts tagged with Priority

Strange Standards

Debugging Devops Agile Programming
21 days ago 64.0K views 0 shares
Strange Standards
Nothing quite captures the existential despair of software development like pulling an all-nighter to fix a P1 (Priority 1) bug, only to have management casually toss your work into the "future enhancements" pile. It's that special kind of corporate magic where your emergency somehow transforms into someone else's "nice-to-have" feature. The image perfectly captures that moment of pure defeat when you realize those 8 Red Bulls and your rapidly deteriorating mental health were completely unnecessary. Next time just say "the servers are down" and go take a nap instead.

The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority

Programming Devops Agile Debugging
1 month ago 106.6K views 0 shares
The Eternal Wait For Medium Priority
That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

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