The Eternal Project Cemetery

Side projects Hobby-code Work-life balance Abandoned projects Github graveyard Programmer-motivation Weekend-coding Developer life Coding-passion Project-abandonment

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11 months ago 218,909 views 1 shares

The Eternal Project Cemetery

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The duality of a programmer's existence captured perfectly! At work, you're dragging yourself through another CRUD app with the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. But start a side project? Suddenly you're coding at 3 AM with the intensity of someone possessed, creating an elaborate algorithm to optimize your cat's feeding schedule—which you'll abandon halfway through because you had a new idea for a command-line tool that generates haikus about garbage collection. The cemetery of unfinished GitHub repos grows larger every weekend.

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