License To Deploy

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License To Deploy

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The secret agent of technical debt! Just like James Bond leaves a trail of explosions behind him, this developer leaves a trail of production bugs. No comments, no documentation, and 7 critical issues that somehow made it past QA. The name's Code... Bad Code. Licensed to deploy straight to production without peer review.

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