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To normal humans, "I❤️U" is a sweet declaration of love written on a steamy mirror. To programmers, it's a terrifying logical NOT operator followed by a comparison between I and U. That's basically saying "NOT I equals U" which is either a syntax error or an existential crisis depending on your compiler. The sheer horror on the CS person's face says it all - they can't enjoy romantic gestures without mentally parsing them as Boolean operations. It's the curse of seeing ! and immediately thinking "bang operator" instead of "someone's excited about love."

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The perfect programming double entendre! In software development, exceptions are literally designed to handle special cases without affecting the main code flow. That's their entire purpose! Any developer who's written a try/catch block is silently screaming at this tweet. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - teachers using "exception" as an excuse not to make exceptions, while programmers create exceptions specifically to handle unique situations. The compiler would be so disappointed.