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Use AI Wisely
AI Programming
12 days ago 68.6K views 0 shares
Use AI Wisely
Behold, the evolution of AI priorities! First panel: "AI coding for me so I can do my laundry" gets a hard pass. Second panel: "AI doing my laundry so I can code" receives enthusiastic approval. It's the perfect inversion of expectations. Instead of using cutting-edge technology to avoid the noble pursuit of programming, true developers want AI to handle mundane chores so they can spend more time doing what they actually love - staring at a screen wondering why that semicolon is breaking everything. The future isn't AI replacing programmers; it's AI folding your underwear while you debug in peace. Now THAT'S progress.

Code: The Legal Addiction
Programming Debugging
25 days ago 60.6K views 0 shares
Code: The Legal Addiction
Ah yes, programming: the socially acceptable addiction. When explaining our devotion to code to non-programmers, we're basically saying "I voluntarily stare at a screen that's slowly turning my spine into a question mark and my vision into a blur, all while my brain gets those sweet, sweet dopamine hits from solving problems that wouldn't exist if I hadn't created them in the first place." The existential crisis comes free with every merge conflict.

Computer Time Is Limited
Programming Debugging
1 month ago 57.1K views 0 shares
Computer Time Is Limited
DARLINGS, the AUDACITY of mortality to interrupt our coding sessions! 💅 The existential horror isn't that we die—it's that we'll never debug that project again! *dramatic gasp* Like, imagine getting to the afterlife and realizing you left your Git repo with 47 uncommitted changes. THE TRAGEDY! Your ghost will be HAUNTING your former workspace screaming "BUT I ALMOST FIXED THAT RECURSION BUG!" while some new dev comments out your life's work. Truly the most compelling argument for immortality I've ever seen—not for love or family, but for that sweet, sweet compile time.

Don't Care, I Just Enjoy It
Programming AI
1 month ago 86.3K views 1 shares
Don't Care, I Just Enjoy It
The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! We've got the blissfully unaware 70 IQ folks on the left who code because it brings them joy. Then there's the 130 IQ zen masters on the right who've transcended the existential dread and also code for pure enjoyment. Meanwhile, the "intellectual" 100 IQ middle-grounders are having panic attacks about AI stealing their jobs. Classic case of being just smart enough to be terrified but not smart enough to realize it doesn't matter. Honestly, the real galaxy brain move is coding because you enjoy it while the AI learns to handle all those tedious JIRA tickets you hate anyway.

The Eternal Project Cemetery
Programming Webdev
2 months ago 97.4K views 1 shares
The Eternal Project Cemetery
The duality of a programmer's existence captured perfectly! At work, you're dragging yourself through another CRUD app with the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. But start a side project? Suddenly you're coding at 3 AM with the intensity of someone possessed, creating an elaborate algorithm to optimize your cat's feeding schedule—which you'll abandon halfway through because you had a new idea for a command-line tool that generates haikus about garbage collection. The cemetery of unfinished GitHub repos grows larger every weekend.