Midnight Brain Deploys To Production Without Approval🧐

The classic "have you tried turning it off and on again?" approach has apparently made it to the operating room! When your code throws inexplicable errors, rebooting is your Hail Mary pass. When your patient flatlines... maybe try literally anything else first? The terrifying reality that the same troubleshooting logic we apply to our stubborn servers is being suggested for human bodies is peak programmer humor. Next they'll be suggesting to check if the patient is properly plugged in or needs a firmware update.

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That moment when you're promoted to senior dev by default because the actual senior quit. Now you're just a junior with imposter syndrome and root access. The thousand-yard stare says it all - you've inherited 50,000 lines of undocumented legacy code and the only documentation is "ask Dave," but Dave left yesterday. Time to order a stronger drink.

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JavaScript: where errors silently build a stairway to hell while you smile, blissfully unaware. The C++ dev gets crushed by compiler errors immediately. Meanwhile, the JavaScript dev happily skips along, building an entire application on a foundation of runtime disasters that won't reveal themselves until production. Nothing like that special feeling when your JS code runs perfectly the first time... right before it spectacularly implodes when a user clicks a button.

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