The Endless Road Of Tech Recruitment

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The Endless Road Of Tech Recruitment

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Ah, the mythical "quick recruitment process" – right up there with unicorns and bug-free code. That endless Snake Way from Dragon Ball Z perfectly captures the soul-crushing journey of tech hiring. "Just two more interviews" they say, as you complete your 7th technical assessment and prepare for your 12th "culture fit" call. Meanwhile, your IDE gathers dust and three JavaScript frameworks have already gone obsolete. The real superpower isn't flying or energy blasts – it's maintaining your sanity while HR keeps "circling back" with "updates" that somehow extend the timeline by another month.

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