The True Throne Of Debugging

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The True Throne Of Debugging

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The classic white plastic chair sits on its throne, crowned in gold, looking down upon the peasantry of fancy gaming chairs, ergonomic office chairs, and artisanal wooden seating. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm that no matter how much your startup spends on Herman Miller chairs or how many RGB lights your gaming throne has, the most important code is always written in that $5 plastic monstrosity during a 3 AM production emergency. The white plastic chair is the true senior developer of the seating world – cheap, reliable, somehow never breaks, and found in every successful company's "war room." It's not what you want, it's what you deserve.

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