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The Endless Road Of Tech Recruitment

Programming Agile

10 months ago 220.2K views 0 shares

The Endless Road Of Tech Recruitment

Ah, the mythical "quick recruitment process" – right up there with unicorns and bug-free code. That endless Snake Way from Dragon Ball Z perfectly captures the soul-crushing journey of tech hiring. "Just two more interviews" they say, as you complete your 7th technical assessment and prepare for your 12th "culture fit" call. Meanwhile, your IDE gathers dust and three JavaScript frameworks have already gone obsolete. The real superpower isn't flying or energy blasts – it's maintaining your sanity while HR keeps "circling back" with "updates" that somehow extend the timeline by another month.

The Great GPU Hypocrisy Highway

Hardware Gamedev

11 months ago 326.0K views 0 shares

The Great GPU Hypocrisy Highway

The great GPU hypocrisy highway! AMD started with noble intentions of being the anti-NVIDIA hero we needed, only to swerve right and basically clone NVIDIA's 5060 card. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I'll never become my parents" and then finding yourself yelling at kids to get off your lawn. The 5060 reference is to NVIDIA's RTX 5060 architecture - AMD basically took the same approach after promising to be different. Ten years in this industry and I've seen it all: companies start as rebels, end up as copycats. The circle of tech life continues...