The brutal truth of how different developers handle bugs in their natural habitat:
JavaScript devs: Just set everything on fire, copy-paste Stack Overflow, and limp onward with bandaged arms.
Backend devs: Channel their inner Batman to hunt down the responsible developer. No mercy.
Web devs: Accidentally release bugs, make them worse by trying to fix them, then finally remember they have sudo powers.
Tech support: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The ancient incantation that turns problems into product specifications.
QA: Can't find bugs? Break everything and walk away. Job description: professional chaos agent.
C++ devs: When all else fails, nuclear option. rm -rf
and pray to the compiler gods.