OH HONEY, SWEETIE, DARLING! Google thinks software development is a LOW-STRESS JOB?! I just spit my energy drink across THREE MONITORS! 😂 Sure, nothing says "relaxing" like your production server catching fire at 3 AM, or that delightful moment when your code works perfectly until the client looks at it and it SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS! Low stress? Please! We're just casually juggling deadlines, legacy code written by Satan himself, and stakeholders who think "making it pop more" is actionable feedback. It's basically a spa day with keyboards!