The Dependency Villain

Modern problems require modern solutions! This dev is playing 5D chess with AI - opening tabs for ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok, and DeepSeek to ask them all the exact same coding question. Then the real programming begins: copy-paste each AI's answer into separate Python files, run them all, and cherry-pick the winner. It's basically Hunger Games for AI models. The ultimate "why debug your own code when you can make five AIs fight to the death for the correct solution?" approach. Bonus points for efficiency - why spend hours on Stack Overflow when you can delegate your decision paralysis to multiple neural networks simultaneously?

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Content When you install a new library on your project but didn't read the documentation

Someone's complaining about camelCase while writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 . The irony is thicker than the stack of unnecessary if statements. This is what happens when you optimize for LinkedIn engagement instead of code efficiency. Must be nice having that much time between standup meetings.

Ah, the classic "designer-to-developer handoff" nightmare. Designer smugly passes over an SVG file thinking they've done their part, while the developer opens it to find... base64 encoded gibberish from the ninth circle of hell . That moment when you realize the "vector graphic" is actually a PNG wrapped in SVG tags with enough encoded garbage to make cryptographers weep. The developer's death stare says it all - "I asked for clean code, not digital vomit that would take three quantum computers to decode." And tomorrow the designer will ask, "So how's the implementation coming along? Should be quick, right? It's just an SVG!"