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Content Jordan Hall DivineOmega 2 Follow The one true JavaScript exception handler. ;) try something catch(e) window.location.href "http:stackoverflow.comsearch?qjs " e.message; RETWEETS 2,317 LIKES 2,100 3:01 p.m. - 5 Feb 2016

Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

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The haunting specter of a system architect silencing a junior developer who just uttered the cursed phrase "We should rewrite it in JavaScript." Every engineering team has witnessed this ancient ritual: the bright-eyed junior suggesting a complete rewrite in the framework-of-the-month while the architect, who's survived 17 rewrites and still has nightmares about the last one, performs the sacred gesture of "please stop talking before I have to explain why we're not rebuilding our entire infrastructure because you watched a cool YouTube video."

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