The Corporate Dating Game

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The Corporate Dating Game

job-hunting-memes, career-change-memes, workplace-drama-memes, developer-life-memes, tech-jobs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!

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