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Content Jim devNextDoor i made a terminal alias like: "gpono 1""git push origin 1 --no-verify" now every time I am about to push I type "git push origi.." and then realise I have an alias, so I delete that and write gpono branch thus doubling my time to push. Genius as usual. 12:36 AM Aug 4, 2022 Twitter for Web App 2 Retweets 34 Likes 17

Content Tawanda L towernter They said they want someone who knows at least 3 programming languages and has at least 5 repositories on github so i wrote and pushed my hello world projects in Python, Java, C, PHP, JavaScript and HTML. 16:47 07 Feb 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,074 Likes

Game devs be like: "Check out our new season with adorable pet companions and exclusive player skins!" Meanwhile, the UI that hasn't been updated since 2012 is literally a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean. And don't even get me started on those "new mechanics" drowning in the shallow end while everyone pretends not to notice. Classic case of "we fixed the cosmetic shop but forgot to fix the server that crashes every 20 minutes." Priorities, am I right?

This meme perfectly captures that moment when every programmer who's also a gamer thinks, "Hey, I could totally make my own game!" The highway sign shows two paths: the sensible left exit for "Playing a game" (the thing you're actually good at) versus the right path for "Making a game" (the much harder endeavor). Meanwhile, the car is dramatically swerving right with the caption "Me thinking I can make a game, because I'm a good gamer" - representing that classic developer overconfidence. It's that classic trap so many of us fall into: "I've played hundreds of games, so how hard could it be to make one?" Narrator voice: It was, in fact, very hard. This is basically the programming equivalent of watching a movie and thinking you could direct one. The skills for consuming and creating are completely different beasts! Game development requires learning engines, graphics programming, physics, sound design, storytelling, optimization... but hey, at least you know which buttons should make your character jump, right? 😂

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