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Microsoft employee proudly shows off VS Code as "my fastest editor" while completely oblivious to the fact that it's still activating extensions in the background. Anyone who's ever opened VS Code knows that feeling of false hope when you think you can start coding immediately, only to stare at that loading bar for what feels like several geological eras. Sure, it's "fast"... if your definition of fast includes time to brew coffee, contemplate existence, and perhaps learn a new programming language while waiting.

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Two bicycles duct-taped together perfectly sum up modern web architecture. The backend (purple bike) does all the heavy lifting with actual storage and logic, while the frontend (green bike) just handles what users see. And in the middle? The REST API - literally holding this monstrosity together with the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers. The most realistic part is how the backend developer looks oddly proud of this contraption while the frontend dev is just standing there wondering how this became their life.

The four stages of programmer self-image vs reality: Non-techies think we're hardware wizards fixing computers with screwdrivers. Parents imagine us as rocket scientist geniuses inventing the next NASA breakthrough. Meanwhile, we picture ourselves as brilliant algorithm architects solving complex mathematical problems that would make Einstein sweat. The brutal truth? We're just professional Googlers typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—and I mean nobody —remembers that godforsaken API without looking it up.