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OMG THE AUDACITY OF THIS CODE! 💅 You spend THREE HOURS injecting console.logs, breakpoints, and debug statements into your masterpiece because it crashed, and what does it do? It has the NERVE to suddenly work flawlessly! No errors, no crashes, just sitting there like Pingu going "well now I am not doing it." THE BETRAYAL! It's like your code is gaslighting you into thinking you imagined the whole thing. And you'll never know which debug statement fixed it, so you're too scared to remove any of them. HAUNTED FOREVER!

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Content -How long have you been working as a programmer? -I have been working for 10 years. - Does this mean that you have a lot of knowledge in this area?

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Content laura bananas freezydorito designer: looks nice but can we move the headers 1px up developer: its not that we cant its that then i have to put 19px (ugly number) instead of 20px (beautiful number) in the css and that makes me sad designer: ah absolutely understandable carry on