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The Corporate Dating Game
Programming Devops
19 hours ago 55.7K views 0 shares
The Corporate Dating Game
THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!

Lord Help Me
Webdev React Typescript Javascript Programming
2 days ago 75.9K views 0 shares
Lord Help Me
Ah, the classic designer-turned-coder existential crisis. That moment when someone who's mastered the perfect drop shadow and pixel-perfect layouts suddenly faces the abyss of programming logic. They're staring into the void with those wide, terrified eyes because there's no Figma plugin for learning JavaScript. Trust me, I've seen this look on dozens of UI/UX folks over the years when they realize that "responsive" means more than just looking good on mobile. The learning curve isn't a curve at all—it's a damn cliff with sharks at the bottom.

Fuck It We Farm
Programming Agile
4 days ago 53.3K views 0 shares
Fuck It We Farm
Oh look, another dev hitting that sweet spot between burnout and career pivot! When the IT industry is laying people off faster than a hot potato, what's a programmer to do? Obviously add cream to your coffee and suddenly consider goat farming as a viable alternative career path. Because nothing says "I've given up on debugging that legacy codebase" quite like fantasizing about living off-grid with only goats for code reviews. The perfect solution to your 47 Jira tickets? Just add milk and pretend you're qualified to run a farm instead!

An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate
Programming
9 days ago 48.2K views 0 shares
An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate
Ah yes, the classic career pivot from "truck driver" to "Senior Full Stack Solutions Architect / Team Lead." Because obviously, if you can back up an 18-wheeler, you can definitely architect microservices! This is the tech industry equivalent of applying to be a brain surgeon because you're really good at Operation. The recruiter's going to need a full stack of patience for this one. At least the confidence is admirable – maybe we should hire this person to handle our production deployments. They clearly aren't afraid of crashes!