The Art Of Looking Like You Know What You're Doing

Software engineering Developer life Impostor syndrome Office culture Standup meetings Monitors Coding theater

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The Art Of Looking Like You Know What You're Doing

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The secret sauce of looking like you know what you're doing in tech isn't the code—it's the performance art. Turn a monitor vertical, squint thoughtfully at some blue-themed IDE while occasionally muttering "scope issue" or "need to commit these changes," and suddenly you're the office wizard. The best part? The more confused you actually are, the more convincingly profound you appear. Seven years as a lead developer and I still do this during standup when I haven't made any progress since yesterday.

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