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I Don't Know What Vibe Coding Is
Programming Agile
16 hours ago 83.6K views 0 shares
I Don't Know What Vibe Coding Is
Ever been in a standup where everyone's dropping buzzwords like "vibe coding" and you're just nodding along? That's the coding equivalent of being at a party where everyone's discussing a TV show you've never watched. Fun fact: "Vibe Coding" isn't even a real programming paradigm (yet). But watch some startup make it one tomorrow—"Our engineers don't just write code, they vibe with it. Our proprietary Vibe-Driven Development methodology increases developer happiness by 420%."

Impostor Syndrome: Wizard Edition
Programming Debugging
3 days ago 67.9K views 0 shares
Impostor Syndrome: Wizard Edition
When your coworker describes their code with fancy buzzwords to make their basic CRUD app sound like arcane sorcery. The classic "npm install" vs "summoning ethereal dependencies from the void" energy. Every standup has that one developer who can't just say "I fixed a bug" without making it sound like they reversed entropy in the universe. Meanwhile, their GitHub commits are just "updated readme" and "fixed typo".

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Agile Webdev React Javascript Programming
4 days ago 104.0K views 0 shares
There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Nothing kills the coding flow state quite like a surprise standup with the CEO. One minute you're blissfully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally getting that service to inject properly, and the next you're frantically trying to remember what you actually accomplished yesterday besides "investigating solutions" (aka Stack Overflow rabbit holes). The sheer panic of having to translate "I spent 6 hours fixing a bug caused by a missing semicolon" into corporate speak while the CEO watches is the true horror of modern development. Bonus anxiety points if you've been secretly refactoring the codebase because whoever wrote it originally should be banned from touching a keyboard.