Comment Slasher: The Horror Movie Of Your Codebase

Comments Coding style Lazy programming Code readability Developer habits Syntax documentation Bad practices Code formatting Programming shortcuts

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comments-memes, coding-style-memes, lazy-programming-memes, code-readability-memes, developer-habits-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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