The Accidental Requirements Engineer

requirements Overthinking Use cases Software development Edge cases Impostor syndrome Project management Developer anxiety

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The Accidental Requirements Engineer

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The classic developer paradox: your boss thinks you're a requirements-gathering genius, while you're just an anxious mess who can't stop imagining everything that could possibly go wrong. That's not autism—that's just software development working as intended. The real miracle is maintaining that poker face during the congratulatory handshake while mentally reviewing the 47 edge cases you forgot to document.

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