The Accidental Requirements Engineer

Content Refactoring code frequently and staying ahead of dependency deprecations. Get a new job every 2 years to avoid dealing with my own tech debt.

Oh, the TRAGEDY! 😭 Here we are, slaving away in the digital coal mines, writing beautiful code that makes users squeal with delight, while our own existential suffering goes completely unnoticed! Sure, let's spend 47 meetings discussing if that button should be periwinkle blue or seafoam teal for the precious users, but HEAVEN FORBID we talk about the developer sobbing into their keyboard at 2AM because the legacy codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers! The silent tears of developers everywhere, captured perfectly in this crying cat's soul-crushing gaze. Our pain is IMMEASURABLE and our day is RUINED! Where's OUR ergonomic workspace? Where's OUR intuitive interface? The audacity of it all!

Four guys staring silently at engine parts is exactly what happens when debugging assembly code. You squint at incomprehensible MOV, JMP, and ADD instructions, desperately hoping someone notices the register that's off by one bit. It's like trying to read a novel where every letter has been replaced with hieroglyphics, and the table of contents is written in hex. The only difference is that car engines occasionally make sense.

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