The Accidental Requirements Engineer

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Looks like we've reached peak dystopia. Your git client is now serving ads for mobile games during commits. Next up: your compiler will pause halfway through to ask if you'd like to watch a 30-second video for extra optimization flags. Remember when our tools just... did their jobs without trying to sell us stuff? Those were the days. At least they're offering $20 off something you'll never buy, so there's that.

The eternal developer dilemma depicted as a fork in the road! On the left path, there's a magical castle bathed in sunshine with the promise of "HERE'S A PACKAGE THAT DOES IT FOR YOU" – the dream scenario where someone else already solved your problem. On the right path, dark storm clouds and lightning with "YOU'RE PUSHING THE LIMITS OF MODERN MATHEMATICS" – what happens when you stubbornly decide to implement that "simple feature" yourself. Every developer knows that moment of existential crisis: do I spend 5 minutes installing a dependency that solves my problem, or 5 days reinventing the wheel while accidentally stumbling into computer science research territory? The sign at the bottom pointing to "ADDING A NEW FEATURE" is the trigger for this whole mental breakdown. The irony? We almost always start down the right path anyway. Because surely our implementation will be better, cleaner, and more efficient than that 10,000-star GitHub repo maintained by 47 senior engineers for the past decade...

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Content Hey User! You look great! see you have a new dependency? Comment Profile: Thanks! Now I'm being developed by a new programmer and he has added 1 dependency User 234 lines ONE MONTH LATER Where did User go? haven't seen him for a long time I'm here... Comment Profile 251 lines Q WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!!! Well, I think my new developer is definitely junior 9378 lines