The Accidental Requirements Engineer

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The Accidental Requirements Engineer

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The classic developer paradox: your boss thinks you're a requirements-gathering genius, while you're just an anxious mess who can't stop imagining everything that could possibly go wrong. That's not autism—that's just software development working as intended. The real miracle is maintaining that poker face during the congratulatory handshake while mentally reviewing the 47 edge cases you forgot to document.

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