The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

Developer lifestyle Exceptions stack overflow Functions Infinite loops Garbage collection Error handling

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The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

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Ah yes, the classic developer life cycle reduced to its most essential functions. Someone proudly displayed their minimalist existence as while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); } only to have another dev point out the critical exception handling they've missed. Without poop(), you're headed straight for a PoopOverflow exception - the most unpleasant stack overflow you'll ever experience. No garbage collection system in the world can save you from that one.

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