Linus Torvalds Email Rants Are Legendary

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Linus Torvalds Email Rants Are Legendary

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Ah, the sweet smell of kernel development in the morning... and it smells like Linus Torvalds roasting everyone in his path. This legendary email showcases why Linux kernel developers check their code 17 times before submitting anything. Nothing says "code review" quite like being told your work makes you smell worse than a hamster. The best part? That magnificent sign-off: "bow down before me, you scum" - the original mic drop before mic drops were cool. The man created Git just so he could tell people they're wrong more efficiently.

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