Linus Torvalds Email Rants Are Legendary

That moment when you've spent years scoffing at Debian's strict stability policies and ancient packages, only to finally install it and have an epiphany about why server admins worship it. Suddenly all those hours fighting with bleeding-edge distros and their random breakages flash before your eyes, and you just whisper to yourself: "I get it now." The stability... the reliability... it's like finding computing nirvana after years of distro-hopping chaos. Your uptime counter finally has a chance to reach double digits!

The evolutionary stages of a developer's copy-paste technique. First, there's the primitive mouse method—effective but barbaric. Then comes the standard keyboard shortcut approach—a clear sign of basic intelligence. But the true sophistication emerges when you frantically smash Ctrl+C multiple times because that unresponsive terminal has definitely ignored your first four attempts. It's not paranoia if the clipboard really is out to get you. The tuxedo in the final panel is well-deserved—you've clearly mastered the arcane art of "making absolutely sure" your code snippets survive the perilous journey to the clipboard.

OH MY GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of the Linux enthusiast's social life! 😭 Dad is BEGGING his precious offspring to experience human contact while Junior is over there having a full-blown LOVE AFFAIR with his tiling window manager! THE HORROR! For the uninitiated: tiling window managers (like i3, dwm, or Arch) are the ULTIMATE Linux nerd obsession - they let you arrange windows perfectly with keyboard shortcuts instead of *gasp* using a mouse like a PEASANT. And that ThinkPad? The holy grail laptop for Linux purists! Meanwhile, Dad's just wondering if his genetic legacy will ever leave the basement. Spoiler alert: NOT HAPPENING while there are config files to tweak!

Content M U MO 4:48 dis.4chan.orgreadprog129554 3 Return Entire Thread First 100 Posts Prev 100 Next 100 Last 50 Posts Report Thread Pages: 1-40 41-80 81-120 121-160 161-200 201-240 241-280 281-320 321-360 361-400 401-440 441-480 481-520 521-560 561-600 601-640 641-680 681-720 721-760 761-800 801-840 841-880 881-920 921-960 961-1000 1001-1040 1041- Genius sorting algorithm: Sleep sort 1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:22 Man, am I a genius. Check out this sorting algorithm I just invented. !binbash function f() sleep "1" echo "1" while -n "1" do f "1" shift done wait example usage: .sleepsort.bash 5 3 6 3 6 3 1 4 7 2 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:27 1 Oh god, it works. But I don't like to wait 218382 seconds to sort '(0 218382) 3 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:31 2 yes the worst case is very big 4 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:45

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