Put It Back Now

Software bloat Browser Tech drama Easter egg Internet culture Opera gx File optimization Fried egg User revolt

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4 months ago 133,586 views 0 shares

Put It Back Now

opera-gx-memes, easter-egg-memes, file-optimization-memes, browser-memes, developer-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Opera GX thinking they could just REMOVE a sacred fried egg image from their code! 💅 First they're like "we saved a WHOLE 18kb" as if that's something to brag about in our terabyte era. Then the ENTIRE INTERNET collectively loses its mind and demands justice for the egg that's been secretly lurking in their files since 2019! The fact that a browser had to publicly apologize to an EGG and then ceremoniously restore it to its rightful place is peak software development drama. This is why we can't have nice things... or smaller file sizes apparently!

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