The generational warfare of tech tools is real! We missed medieval knights (too late) and futuristic space marines (too early), but we were perfectly timed for the epic battles of Jira tickets, Slack notifications, and VS Code debugging sessions. Modern developers don't wield swords—we wield Postman requests and fight dragons in our Notion documentation. Our armor is caffeine and Stack Overflow answers, and our battlefield is that 4-hour sprint planning meeting where everyone argues about story points. The irony? We're still playing a game with XP, guilds (teams), and bosses (product managers). Just with more emails and fewer actual swords.